Satire
by John W. Lillpop
With the health care nightmare
nearly over, President
Obama is moving ahead with his communist agenda for reforming
education, immigration, US
Senate rules, traditional marriage, financial institutions, US
military policy with respect to homosexuals, executive compensation,
campaign financing, and last, but hardly least, the system for crowning
college football champions.
A terrorist bill of rights is also in the offing, once
America has been subdued into
remission.
In fact, excepting only the rights and advantages
enjoyed by labor unions,
left-wing lobbyists, abortionists, ACORN volunteers, the New Black Panther Party,
CAIR, La Reza, 40 or so Czars hidden in the bowels of the White House,
and his own wretched addiction to smoking, this president plans to
reform everything!
If the words change and reform
were not available to him, Barack Obama would be mute most of the time.
Given
the fact that the president is so smitten with reform, how is it that
his education in this area is so woefully inadequate? Having a degree
from Yale simply is not good enough for the guerrilla war fare that a
true reformer will inevitably face.
Mr. President, its time to go
back to school—reform school, that is.
A well rounded curriculum
in reform should include the following studies. Approximate times for
completion are indicated for your information
sir:
REFORM
SCHOOL CIRRICULUM
Prepared Especially for
President Barack Obama
Year One:
Economic
Studies and Exploitation Analysis–Basic arithmetic including
addition, subtraction, and programmed calculator malfunction.
Essential
for developing cogent arguments to convince skeptics that adding 30
million people to the ranks of the insured will actually cut health care costs and
that granting amnesty to 20 million illegal aliens will actually enrich
American society and culture while curing the depression.
Can
also be used to implement systems for fudge-counting new and or saved
jobs without fear of being caught.
Includes a special study
entitled “Ending Trillion Dollar-Phobia—A Must for Practicing
Liberals in the 21st
Century”
Required Commitment:
105
hours a week for twelve full months.
All courses taught in Mandarin Chinese. No excused absences allowed.
Year
Two:
Overcoming Constitutional Barriers to
Reform–Study of the basics of constitutional law including
strategies and ploys for quickly implementing reforms that are clearly
unconstitutional.
Absolutely essential for enacting meaningful
reforms like mandating the purchase of health insurance, ignoring
borders and immigration
laws in order to increase the base of the Democrat Party, and
making the president’s appointment of Czars permanently exempt from both
Congressional oversight
and investigations by the Department
of Justice.
Includes a “starter kit” for delaying and
ignoring law suits meant to derail needed reforms through the use of
mostly non-violent briefs.
Required Commitment:
105
hours a week for twelve full months. All courses taught in private,
Cameras and recorders
prohibited. No excused absences allowed.
Year Three:
Using
the Power of Reform—an intense review of the materials covered
in years one and two with a special focus on bringing America back down
to earth through forced communism.
Required
Commitment:
105 hours a week through the month of
October. Depending on the results of the 2012 elections, may include a
special course entitled, “Transitioning Back to Local Politics from the
Heady White House
Days,” with a special guest lecture by another one term Democrat
failure, James Earl
Carter.
Graduation Protocol:
If the
elections of 2012 turn out as they should, Barack Obama will be given
four first-class, one-way bus tickets back to Chicago. And what a great
day that will be!
John
W. Lillpop
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