“America’s Life-Threatening Disease – Liberalpox!”

“America’s Life-Threatening Disease – Liberalpox!
By Ron Ewart, President
National Association of Rural Landowners
and nationally recognized author on freedom and property rights issues.
We are helping to spread freedom and liberty around the globe.
© Copyright June 22, 2011 – All Rights Reserved
“When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it can’t be cured”  Anton Chekhov –  Russian Playwright
Liberalpox is not a disease of the flesh, it is a disease of the mind.  It affects the centers of the brain that control common sense, logic and objectivity and it distorts the inputs from the five senses.  It forces the infected person to refute the laws of physics, chemistry and economics.  To the diseased person, up is down, right is left, night is day and hot is cold.  The disease of Liberalpox interrupts the normal electro-chemical functions of the brain such that synapses between neurons fire in the wrong direction, or not at all.  It forces the brain to rationalize theft by taxes to satisfy the person’s irrational desire to be compassionate, no matter what the cost.  There seems to be a direct correlation between Liberalpox and irrational compassion.
When the person infected with Liberalpox induces the government to take taxes from the rich and upper middle class and redistributes those taxes to the poor, the brain of the infected individual is suddenly flooded with dopamine, the pleasure chemical in the brain that is released just after climax from coitus.   Thus, the disease is re-enforced and grows more rapidly under the influence of dopamine, in a total mis-application of this worthwhile brain chemical.
Many methods have been devised to treat Liberalpox, but so far the results have been inconclusive.  It is quite possible that the Russian playwright is right about there being no cure.  But maybe not.  Keep reading
It appears from clinical blind tests that the Liberalpox bacterium continues to reproduce at a rapid rate, but its rate of reproduction increases when treatments are applied to cure it.  It’s as if the disease instinctively knows when cures are being attempted.  What has also been discovered is that it is re-enforced and replicates faster when those infected attend public schools and colleges, where the teachers and professors that are already infected with Liberalpox, are allowed to spew their disease-altered version of reality.
When those with Liberalpox are confronted by a non-infected person that the disease manifests itself in abnormal behavior, the infected person gets very angry and disturbed and starts yelling invectives and accuses the non-infected person of being a racists or a radical.  They become irrational and almost ferociously agitated.
The disease first started to appear in the early 1900’s when a new term entered the political discourse.  That new term was progressivism.  It seems that those whose political view point centered around progressivism, were much more susceptible to this new bacterium and for years no one knew what to call this new strain that had no apparent cure, where infection was almost instant and complete.  Liberalpox suddenly blossomed in the 1930’s when FDR became president and now infects well over 50% of the population that now find themselves totally dependent on government, as the Liberalpox bacterium removes their desire to be self-reliant and independent.  
It wasn’t until late in the first decade of the 21st Century that the disease was named by an unknown author whose last name is NARLO and for some inexplicable reason, NARLO possessed a unique antibody to the disease.  NARLO’s antibodies were replicated in an audible vaccine and aptly named TP2009. 
The vaccine first started to appear in Town Hall Meetings in 2009 all over America when the Obama Administration and the U. S. Congress ran Obama Care down everyone’s throat.  The vaccine is now appearing all throughout the land and many who were infected by Liberalpox have finally opened their eyes to a brave new world of freedom.  Others that might have been susceptible to Liberalpox, now have permanent antibodies and can never develop the disease.
This new vaccine carrying NARLO’s antibodies, is being distributed in meetings in small and large towns all over the U. S.  This audible vaccine is applied through the ears by special sound waves emanating from the speaker at those meetings.  After several applications of those sound waves, the Liberalpox bacterium begins to lose its ability to reproduce, not unlike a shrinking cancer.  The more TP meetings the infected person attends, the less likely the Liberalpox bacterium can grow and eventually dies out altogether.
It is possible that this new vaccine labeled TP2009 will be the final cure to Liberalpox.  As Liberalpox has built up its resistance to any possible antidote over the last 100 years, it is also possible that it will take another 100 years to completely eradicate it, like smallpox was wiped out in the middle of the Twentieth Century after centuries of devastating entire societies.
However, if Liberalpox suddenly develops a resistance to TP2009 and runs away, this deadly disease could spell the death knell of freedom in America as we know it and maybe even America itself.  But if TP2009 is distributed to the general population at an ever-increasing rate, it is just possible that the vaccine could outstrip Liberalpox’s ability to increase its replication. 
Liberalpox has already overrun Europe, along with the Middle East, Russia, China, Africa and South and Central America.   Canada, Australia and New Zealand could be next, if it hasn’t taken over already.  With airplane travel and globalism being what they are, the disease could eventually overrun America as well.  The contrast is also true.  With the eradication of Liberalpox, America could once again assume its rightful roll as the shining city on the Hill and a beacon of hope for the rest of the world.  Time will tell.
One way to help eradicate Liberalpox is to make sure that Obama, a major carrier of the disease, is not re-elected in 2012.  To that end we have developed a “Don’t Elect Obama in 2012” Campaign Button that can be viewed HERE.  (http://www.narloltd.com/button.html)
Ron Ewart, President
NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF RURAL LANDOWNERS
P. O. Box 1031, Issaquah, WA  98027
425 837-5365 or 1 800 682-7848
Website: www.narlo.org
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