“The Aisle Seat”

Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London .
One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a US Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his
toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I need to
get up and get a coke.”
“Don’t get up,” said the Marine. “I’m in the aisle seat, I’ll
get it for you.”
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine’s
shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said,
“That looks good, I’d really like one too.”
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was
gone the other Arab picked up the Marine’s second shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the
As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his
shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked
his Arab neighbors… “Why does it have to be this way? How long must
this go on?
This fighting between our nations?  This hatred?  This
animosity?   This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”




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