Everyone knows what President Obama is going to say about the State of the Union on Tuesday night:
“At long last, America is emerging from eight years of abuse which was inherited by the current administration. At last, we are headed in the right direction.
“We have provided a reasonable and effective health care program that will significantly reduce the deficit while covering 30 million previously uninsured Americans.
Millions of good jobs are ours for the taking, provided we spend just a few trillion more dollars to stimulate the sick economy that was inherited.
As a result of New Start, the world has never been safer.
Because of Janet Napolitano’s dedicated work, the U.S.-Mexico border has never been more secure. So much so that border patrol agents in Arizona can be sent to Afghanistan to help those beleaguered folks keep thugs from Pakistan out.
In order to support the emerging economic boom, Congress must act quickly to increase the debt ceiling. Temporarily, of course.
Blah,blah, blah, blah.”
Everyone also knows that the president is following in the tradition of all previous presidents by exaggerating through his teeth about the State of the Union.
So, then, just what exactly is the true State of the Union?
From the perspective of a non-elitist, revolutionary citizen it is as follows:
America’s federal debt just passed $14 trillion due to reckless spending by Obama and his liberal cronies in Congress. The ceiling must not be increased–the time to act responsibly is now.
Our nation is a war with Islam, which our alleged Commander-in-Chief refuses to acknowledge as an enemy.
Unstable tyrants running North Korea and Iran have, or are very close to having, nuclear capabilities that could wipe out the human species for several millennium.
Civil unrest is brewing here at home as the lock box for securing Ponzi schemes has been repeatedly raided by liberals; thus, funds for Social Security, Medicare, and the like are running out.
On top of the horrendous shortfall in money needed to feed the entitlements monster created by progressives, a brand new Ponzi scheme—called ObamaCare—is about to go broke before it really takes off.
The border between Mexico and the U.S., the one that failed to keep 12-40 million invading criminals from coming to America, is more porous than the typical kitchen colander.
Janet Napolitano’s declaration that the border has never been more secure is a perspective possible only in a deranged liberal mind that views 12-40 illegal aliens as Newly Arrived Refugees.
On and on it goes. Serious challenges that need immediate action NOW! Or sooner.
So with economic collapse, nuclear Armageddon, civil unrest, and other calamities facing the nation, what are the duly-elected in the U.S. Congress applying their energies and talents to?
Would you believe that the mindless rascals are wasting valuable time trying to work out an accommodation that will allow Democrats and Republicans to sit together, side by side, during the State of the Union speech that Barack Obama will read from a teleprompter?
Like who really gives a tinker’s dam? Folks, you are supposed to embroiled in bitter partisan debate, if not saber rattling.
Forget all the nicey-nicey BS and get a handle on spending. And do whatever it takes to stop further erosion of America into a third-world Marxist state at the hands of Barack Obama!
To hell with fretting about whether the president or his liberal cohorts like you or not!
Do what is best for America. PERIOD!
Finally if any sort of seating arrangements are to be implemented, the following suggestions are offered, free of charge:
Please seat this South Carolina Republican on the podium right next to the president. Do this to assure that everyone in the building, and in the national TV audience, hears Wilson’s words clearly.
The Supreme Court:
Caution is in order after President Obama exploded and used the justices as punching bags during the 2009 SOU.
Best advice: Do NOT even invite the Supreme Court to the State of the Union. When the issue comes up after January 25, just say that there were not enough seats, or that the US Postal Service must have lost the dam invites.
Seating by Number of Ear Marks:
Under this scheme, the representatives and senators would be seated in ascending order according to the number and dollar value of ear marks processed by each Congress critter.
Seating by Number of Death Threats Received:
In honor of the victims of the January 8 Tucson horror, lets seat these Congressional bozos by the number of death threats received over the past 12 months. Not to include threats made by spouses, lovers, prostitutes, or serious significant others.
Seating by Number of Death Threats Issued:
As we have learned from exposing the unsteady mind of former Democrat Paul Kanjorski, there may be just as many death threats issued by Congressional members as received by these elitist buzzards.
Lets get a handle on this number and seat the critters accordingly.
This is but a partial list of endless possibilities, all of which are more creative and productive than seating these fools together!
San Jose, California