Blessings that Conservatives Can Give Thanks For

By John W. Lillpop

Although America remains under siege and is still partially occupied by liberal fascists, in the larger picture conservatives have much to be thankful for this holiday.

Among the blessings:

*Because of Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama, the U.S. House is back in the hands of patriots and real Americans come January;

*Likewise, the Obama effect has given the GOP six more seats in the Senate and jettisoned Obama’s filibuster proof majority out the door;

*Come Janaury, there will be no Kennedy in either chamber of the U.S. Congress;

*Barack Obama’s approval numbers are, and have been, headed south, indicative of America’s spiritual awakening and intellectual recovery. Gone is the goofy talk about the Obama Messianic halo;

*The Republican tsunami engulfed state houses all across the nation, improving prospects for a GOP president and further gains in Congress in 2012;

*Global warming has been certified as yet another monstrous liberal fraud;

*TSA agents have but two hands and 10 digits;

*Glenn Beck nailed George Soros;

*Tea parties are here to stay;

*Nancy Pelosi will remain the face and voice of the Democrat Party in the U.S. House;

*Charlie Rangel and Maxine Waters are Nancy Pelosi Democrats

*For the first time in decades, Arlene Specter has no earthly reason for being in Washington, D.C.;

*Americans finally realize that CHANGE does not automatically mean better;

*Janet Napolitano has no twin and is incapable of reproducing.

There you go: Just by opening one’s mind to the presence of positive Karma, there is plenty to be thankful for.


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