Although America remains under siege and is still partially occupied by liberal fascists, in the larger picture conservatives have much to be thankful for this holiday.
Among the blessings:
*Because of Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama, the U.S. House is back in the hands of patriots and real Americans come January;
*Likewise, the Obama effect has given the GOP six more seats in the Senate and jettisoned Obama’s filibuster proof majority out the door;
*Come Janaury, there will be no Kennedy in either chamber of the U.S. Congress;
*Barack Obama’s approval numbers are, and have been, headed south, indicative of America’s spiritual awakening and intellectual recovery. Gone is the goofy talk about the Obama Messianic halo;
*The Republican tsunami engulfed state houses all across the nation, improving prospects for a GOP president and further gains in Congress in 2012;
*Global warming has been certified as yet another monstrous liberal fraud;
*TSA agents have but two hands and 10 digits;
*Glenn Beck nailed George Soros;
*Tea parties are here to stay;
*Nancy Pelosi will remain the face and voice of the Democrat Party in the U.S. House;
*Charlie Rangel and Maxine Waters are Nancy Pelosi Democrats
*For the first time in decades, Arlene Specter has no earthly reason for being in Washington, D.C.;
*Americans finally realize that CHANGE does not automatically mean better;
*Janet Napolitano has no twin and is incapable of reproducing.
There you go: Just by opening one’s mind to the presence of positive Karma, there is plenty to be thankful for.