BREAKING NEWS

Nancy Pelosi who had not been heard from since late evening Oct. 30th was found today at the site of the crash of her flight. Pelosi was not injured and was in her normal state, dazed and confused. Investigators are probing the cause of the crash, but it is widely believed Pelosi’s broom simply ran out of gas.

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